celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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asker
why dont you love me yolanda

Finn!?

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

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beerito:

pamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers

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bigchocolate:

feeling good can’t u tell.

bigchocolate:

feeling good can’t u tell.

h0llo:

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady

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